Super boobtastic shoutout to Egotastic! reader 'Danny V.' for uncovering this ode to the perfect breasts of Keeley Hazell, gone from the glamor model circuit, but not the least bit forgotten. At one time, not long ago, Keeley Hazell boobtastic reigned supreme, funbags di tutti funbags. So hot they had to be cast in plaster and made into a 'bust'. Absolute perfection.