Not exactly sure where those puppies are in this whole diagram of Cameron Diaz chest visible during her 'Yay, A-Rod, that's my guy' moments at this week's final Yankees spring training games, but, somehow, the highly-athletic, over-sexed (is that possible?) blonde veteran actress showed as much skin as humanly possible without revealing her taut pokes. I'm sure there's some type of science involved here, a science that ought be banned. Still, try to enjoy.