For You Taylor Swift Secret Fanboys; Taylor Takes Europe, By Day and By Night
I've calculated it down to the square root of pi times eleven hundred percent of you who have a thing going on for Taylor Swift. You know what I'm talking about. Sure, you're pretending like you don't know who she is in front of your buddies, you might even be dissing her when her name comes up with your peeps, but when you're all alone in your place, late at night, you've got some candles lit, the Fearless album on your iTunes, and you're shaking breathlessly into your spunk sock as you imagine some log cabin nights with this country pop diva. Oh, yes, Egotastic! sees everything. For those of you in the secret silent majority, who have it bad for Taylor Swift, here's to you, some candids from your girl's recent day, jogging in an outfit about as clingy and revealing as she gets in Paris, and performing in shiny flashy frilly gold in Milan. If this doesn't give you your fix, nothing will. You might just need to go back to Coal Miner's Daughter and freeze frame your most sensuous gritty-faced Sissy Spacek as Loretta Lynn moments and have your way with yourself. Taylor Swift fans, unite. And, whatever your deep shameful secrets, do try to enjoy.
