Kelly Bensimon Bikini Body Is the Single Thing Worth Watching on Real Housewives
The entire collection of Real Houswives of...reality shows is a giant intellectual turd that ought be flushed from the popular culture bowl as quickly and completely as possible. Nothing good can come from glamorizing the goings-on of half-baked mummy mommies whose lives center around purses, Range Rovers, and botox injections. That being said, I'm compelled to give credit where credit is due, and some is definitely due to the bikini body of Kelly Bensimon of the New York edition. Were it so that all these moronic and catty drinking divorcees were rendered unable to speak, and the camera remained focused on the asstastic of Kelly Bensimon on the beach, well, then this boob tube content might just be watchable. That is one fine MILF body, deserving of mention, and ogle. Now, make these shows go away, please. Please. Enjoy.
