Emma Frain and Kelly Andrews Topless Heavenly Pillow Fight
Back in fifth grade, this kid Tony 'One Ball' Mees hatchd this ingenious plan to get us boys to meet all the young ladies from the local girls school in a venture that would have the outward appearance of innocence whilst providing the boys cover to interact with the opposite sex in a manner that would reach the prepubescent bar for co-ed thrills. Inter-school Pillow Fight. For days leading up to the event, 'One Ball' Mees was heralded much like Pierre de Coubertin, the founder of the modern Olympics, as a visionary and statesman whose bold venture would change the face of the world, if not our elementary school. And, then, on the day of the event, no girls showed up. All-dude pillow fight. Epic fail. 'One Ball' Mees hid his face in shame until school got out and then left for a middle school three towns over.
