I'm brutally torn here. The more nekkid Megan Fox gets in these Armani ads, the hotter she gets. De facto. At the same time, I'm becoming closer and closer to being forced to start reading the countless words she has written along her hot body and I know, I just know deep in my soul, I'm going to be left thinking just one word -- 'really?'. Yes, someday, I do plan on reading those words, in a hot tub, a bed, or perhaps just by the light of a single bulb in my basement dungeon, and no matter how stupid, I will lie to her and tell her how it's touched me in a special place, whatever it takes to touch her in her special place. Enjoy.