VIDEO : Check Out The Golf Channel's Bizarre, Overwrought Tiger Woods Promo

Tiger Woods is either contending for the British Open championship this weekend or, depending upon how seriously you take this comically overwrought Golf Channel promo, going nobly into that BATTLE we all must face, the final charge into the breach in pursuit of mastering our very SOULS and HEARTS, the dreadful apotheosis of cataclysmic ENERGY and FURY, the mettle-testing CRUCIBLE OF TRUTH where man?s honest character is revealed.