Thinking of filmmaker Kevin Smith doesn't always conjure images of holiday traditions, but Smith recently took to Twitter to show off an early encounter he had with Santa Claus and pointed out a similarity that we have overlooked this whole time. As the wee [sic] me gazed up at a bearded fat guy in a colorful outfit, I suddenly knew exactly what I wanted to be for the rest of my life: a bearded fat guy in a colorful outfit.