VIDEO : 5 First Dates That Aren't Dinner & A Movie

After some witty banter via text (OMG you love Big Mouth too??), you finally set a first date. But then they do something so egregious, so harrowing, that you're ready to pull the plug on the whole situation: They ask you out to dinner and a movie. It's long, it's overly intimate, and it's such a snoozy way to get to know a person. And while it may be the way some of our parents got to know one another, our parents also didn't date online or use the word "fuckboy" in everyday conversation.