Danny DeVito can always be counted on to be a stellar late night guest thanks to both his gift of storytelling and unpredictability, whether he?s talking about a photo of himself walking a wiener dog in a dress or that time an old lady died on him as an altar boy or reliving getting bitten in the balls by a monkey. First off, after failing to come up with the just the right words to describe De Niro?s character in the film, DeVito declared, ?He?s an asshole!? ? either unaware or unconcerned that he?s not allowed to say that word on NBC.