Is there anything less satisfying than the return of Broad City? After all, this is a show that, in just two quick seasons, turned stars and co-creators Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson into the ?Ilana and Abbi? ?a two-headed, high-as-a-kite hydra whose unflagging devotion and, yasss, secret syntax make for one of the most enviable prime-time friendships since Lucy and Ethel. The relatable ride-or-die-style pals?the kind you only find once or twice IRL? which might be why Broad City is best experienced with your own Ilana or Abbi.