in his latest ad for the Parks and Recreation's star's "My Tales of Whiskey" campaign , Nick Offerman had some advice for the holidays. Deck the shelves with fifths of whiskey and set some steaks roasting over an open fire. The actor channeled the nonsense-free masculinity of his Ron Swanson persona in an ad for Lagavulin single malt scotch. He walks viewers through how to set up a holiday bunker in any "closet or distant bathroom" complete with such amenities as a desktop-sized woodworking bench, a pair of socks and a spare pair of underwear. Don't forget the collection of maritime fiction or "something informative about knots."