Leaning over a table in what looked like the basement of a YMCA, Donald Trump signed copies of his latest contribution to the human race, Crippled America, for 90 monotonous minutes. The event began at 7:30pm, exclusively hosted at LiveSigning.com, where the entry price was a $25 signed copy of the book. Throughout the hellish broadcast, riddled with the sounds of Trump?s sharpie pressed against glossy paper and the low hum of an air conditioner