Date 13/11/2015 - News People
?There?s an old joke,? begins Woody Allen, talking straight to camera. ?Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of ?em says, ?Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.? The other one says, ?Yeah, I know; and such small portions.? Well, that?s essentially how I feel about life ? full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it?s all over much too quickly.? According to the Writers Guild of America, these are the opening lines to the funniest screenplay ever written.
