Big books call for even bigger bucks! After much speculation, multiple reports can confirm that Amy Schumer 's first book is becoming a reality. In fact, the auction for the rights concluded late last week with the winning bid falling between $8-10 million. It sounds like some pretty LOL worthy (and truthful) stories. While Schumer hasn't directly commented on specific money figures, the Comedy Central star appeared to have a little fun with the reports on Instagram Wednesday morning. "We're not BFFs.