comedian Amy Schumer is fresh off the Best Summer Ever?full of late-night talk show vice, a blockbuster movie and jet ski rides with Jennifer Lawrence. But Amy Schumer just outdid herself with the Best Emmys Ever. Once she arrived at the show, she went absolutely ham on the red carpet. She met her ultimate girl crush Tatiana Maslany. She got to slip in a joke about putting out for Billy Joel. She danced with Colin Hanks. And most importantly, she got to lovingly stroke Ryan Seacrest.