According to The Hollywood Reporter, Dwayne ? The Rock? Johnson has been cast in the upcoming Disney theme-park-ride-themed-romp The Jungle Cruise. At first we had our doubts (how can a 15-minute pun-filled ride in the Anaheim/Orlando Amazon be translated into a feature length film???), but then we remembered DJ Rock-Body?s biceps and forgot our hesitation.
The film will throwback to a 1950?s fantasy of the ?jungle? a la 1951?s African Queen.