VIDEO : Michael Jordan Fossilized After Teen Hits Him With the ?WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE??

Despite Michael Jordan?s advancing age, he has somehow managed to stay ?cool? in popular discourse, probably thanks to his presence as a lyric on every single rap song and his Air Jordan shoe brand. It was an unprecedented run for a guy who retired from the NBA over 10 years ago, but now it?s over, after a teen hit him with the ?WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE??... ?WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?? is a meme all the teens are using these days. It?s big on Vine, and it roughly means ?your shoes are lame.?