VIDEO : Pixels Reviews Are So Harsh, Adam Sandler Will Need a Lifetime Supply of Burn Ointment

Can someone put in an order for burn ointment and deliver it to Adam Sandler? Size? Bulk. Quantity? Lifetime supply. He got roasted.
Sandler's latest film, Pixels, only brought in $24 million over the weekend, but on the bright(?) side, it is bringing in loads of harsh reviews that will entertain you more than this movie probably ever will. As IO9 put it, " Adam Sandler Has Never Ruined a Movie as Much as He Ruins Pixels." And Las Vegas Weekly writes, "Of course, calling Pixels one of Sandler's better movies is like calling a particular strain of Ebola somewhat less horrifically painful; either way, it's not pleasant."