Even though he's on the lam, Stephen Colbert is not willing to miss another installment of "Lunch With Stephen."
Sitting in his cubicle with "HELP ME!" typed out in a document on his computer, Colbert is nearly unrecognizable with his eye patch and mustache disguise.
After speaking loudly in German to throw off anyone listening in, he pulls out his lunch. "I'm still dieting," he says before pulling out a bottle wrapped in a brown paper bag. "Only liquids.