VIDEO : Emma Stone Told Woody Allen About Twitter, Where People are Already Stealing His Lines

On last night's Conan , Emma Stone provided strong evidence that Woody Allen needs a Twitter account: He's kind of already tweeting. Conan asked Stone about working with the storied director, who directs her in the upcoming movie, Irrational Man.
"I have a pretty good one," Stone nodded. "He asked me what Twitter was."
Stone scrolled around for a sec, looking for a worthy tweet for Allen before coming across a pithy line from writer Joyce Carol Oates (a personal acquaintance of Allen's). "Oh, here's a great one," Stone said. "She wrote, 'tragedy plus time equals comedy.' "
To which Allen responded: "That's my line."