VIDEO : The 'Bitch I'm Madonna' Video is Seriously Underwhelming Despite Beyoncé, Kanye and Miley

Not even cameos from Beyoncé, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Rita Ora, Kanye West and Chris Rock can salvage Madonna's "Bitch I'm Madonna" music video.
The video, which is only available to watch on Tidal, stars ? of course? Madonna and features a Nicki Minaj rap, although the two apparently did not film their shots in the same room. Madonna kisses and feeds shots to random guys in the video because, well, she's Madonna. Then the major celebrity sightings begin. The cameos are brief and seem to have no purpose other other than to create hype to attract attention.??