"Girl, you don't need makeup/You're perfect when you wake up/Just don't go outside like that, okay?"
On Tuesday night, Inside Amy Schumer made fun of beauty standards and One Direction with a not-so-subtle boy band parody of the band's first single, "What Makes You Beautiful." The parody echoes the original in both sound and lyric content ? for the first verse, at least. First, the boy band pleads with Schumer to take off her makeup ("Magazines say that you're whack/Girl, don't believe them").
But by the the second verse, the band changed its mind completely after she reveals her makeup-free face ("You'll be the hottest girl in the nation/With just a touch of foundation"). The boys go on to insist that Schumer (and all women, presumably) forget the whole thing and keep piling on the makeup.??